i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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