I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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