jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think a kid would responsible me up
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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