ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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