If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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