glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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