is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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