i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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