everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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