I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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