i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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