I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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