It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
