so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I got her a Nickelback box set.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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