I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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