How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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