nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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