and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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