he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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