Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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