so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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