they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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