so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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