Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
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That's how twitter works, right?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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