I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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