How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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