I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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