Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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