I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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