it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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