So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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