There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wish life had little blips of pornography
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
how drunk are you?
Several
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize