I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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