is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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