He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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