This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
