Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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