so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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