Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Your penis caused this!
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