im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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