he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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