D3 body, D1 cock
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize