Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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