There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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