"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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