im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You're earring is so big in my mouth
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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