we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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