What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
