69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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