it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
