Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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