sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize
