he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If I die, sorry about rent.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
