This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize