I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Is Oprah even human
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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