WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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