okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
COCAINE IS GR8
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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