We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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